Sunday, October 9, 2011

Barefoot Bolognese

Dad and I were watching Barefoot Contessa yesterday while waiting for Mom and Em to get ready to head to the Harvest Festival out at Coyote Moon Vineyards.  Long story short, we decided to try stealing one of Ina's recipes and making it for dinner tonight.  Even though Em didn't think she'd like it because of the tomatoes in it, we went ahead with our plan.  

It actually turned out to be absolutely fantastic, so I thought I'd share with all two of you who read this, in case you're looking for something new to spice up your recipe arsenal.  We made three small changes to the original recipe and managed not to ruin it.  It was quick and easy to prepare, taking only about 30 minutes from start to finish.  Hope you enjoy:

Ingredients:
-2 tablespoons of good olive oil (plus another splash to cook the pasta)
-1 pound lean ground sirloin (we used regular ground beef)
-4 teaspoons minced garlic (or 4 fresh minced cloves)
-1 tablespoon dried oregano (I substituted a couple shakes of ground cumin)
-1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes (I added more to make it a bit spicier)
-1 1/4 cups dry red wine (we used Chianti)
-1 can crushed tomatoes (we used a jar of diced tomatoes, canned by a friend)
-2 heaping tablespoons tomato paste
-salt & pepper
-1 box pasta (we used bowties, the recipe called for orecchiette)
-1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
-1/4 cup chopped fresh basil leaves
-1/4 cup heavy cream
1/2 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese, plus some for serving

What to do:
Heat olive oil in a skillet and brown the beef, crumbling it well.  Once most of the pink is gone, add garlic, oregano (or cumin), and red pepper flakes.  Add one cup of wine and stir well.  Then add the tomatoes, tomato paste, one tablespoon of salt, and 1-2 teaspoons of pepper (depending on taste).  Stir until all is combined then bring to a boil.  Let it simmer for 6-8 minutes, add nutmeg, cream, 1/4 cup wine (more or less....), and basil.  Keep it at a bubbling simmer for another 5 minutes, then stir in grated Parmesan, pour over the pasta and stir.

Then devour!  :)

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Texting at Random

The other night I got a text from a number I didn't recognize or have stored.  Whenever this happens and the text gives me no clues as to who is on the other end, I like to play games.  This is how it went down:

Random 270#: This is your sister my new number what you doin drive Dowo here if nothing
Me: Where are you?
Random 270#: The brown house
Me: Since when do you live in a brown house?
Random 270#: This is where s i an at
Me: Are you sure you're MY sister?
Random 270#:
Me: I think you typed that in invisible ink.
Random 270#: Lol yes my Birthday card had two girls but the hair was switched up
Me: It's your birthday? Mom didn't tell me!
Random 270#: Huh now your confusing me
Random 270#: Huh
Me: This is my confession: I think you have the wrong number.